I like beanbag toss, or “cornhole,” as much as the next person. But why are people charging hundreds of dollars for something that just requires a saw, a can of varnish, and an old door?
I just bought a wonderful new house, and I love it. Thing is, each room seems to have wallpaper more horrifically tasteless than the last.
“Hey I’m too stupid to meet people and pick up dates. Maybe I need an obnoxious shirt? YES! That is what’s missing from my otherwise sterling personality,” thinks the target audience for the following 14 dumb shirts.
For two hours, today, Yahoo had a model wearing a see-through shirt up on their homepage. What’s even funnier is the comments section, where no-doubt lonely people used the topless gaffe as fuel for their own TOTALLY UNRELATED POLITICAL AGENDAS.
The theoretical train could get someone from San Francisco to Los Angeles in 35 minutes. That is, if SF-LA was one of the finalists for potential routes, which it isn’t.
I just bought a house. One of the first things you realize when you buy a house is that you need to spend money on upgrades and tools. However, you’re broke- you just bought a house!
Did you know that 75% of Americans are idiots? That’s because they don’t like lime flavorings. Lime is hands down the best taste, and I can’t perceive anyone having separate tastes than mine. Still, there is a huge shortage of limes in the United States, due to production shifting to …
Cruise ships must constantly rotate attractions in and out to keep guests coming back. Sometimes, innovation is really odd.
Ceiling fans are great. I used to stare at them all day. That’s why I had to repeat senior year of high school.
Hundreds of people have reviewed Hillary Clinton’s new book, even though it hasn’t come out yet (Update: It just came out today!)